engarian (engarian) wrote in tolkien_weekly,

Under Strange Stars - Rite of Passage

Title: Rite of Passage
Challenge: Mulled Wine - Nutmeg
Author: Erulisse (one L)
Characters/Pairing: Aragorn, OMCs
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild reference to genitals
Book/Source: The Lord of the Rings

Disclaimer: Tolkien built the sandbox, I only play with the bucket and shovel that he left for me. No money, profit or non, is made from the publication of this story.

Rite of Passage

Warriors often jostled for hierarchical position by bragging about prowess with weaponry and women. Now things had devolved to a pissing contest. Aragorn knew these rites of passage must be endured to earn his troops' respect.

Hamid, Omar and Aragorn lined up, the others surrounded them. Bets were placed as trousers dropped. At the signal, all three began to urinate, the target a scribed line several feet distant.

Omar hit closest but commentary centered on Aragorn who looked at his interpreter. “Big balls, like nutmeg,” Khalil explained as he threw a nut at him. Aragorn fought to keep his composure.
Tags: author: erulisse, challenge: mulled wine: nutmeg, character: aragorn, character: oc
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