Challenge: Mulled Wine - Nutmeg
Author: Erulisse (one L)
Characters/Pairing: Aragorn, OMCs
Warnings: Mild reference to genitals
Book/Source: The Lord of the Rings
Disclaimer: Tolkien built the sandbox, I only play with the bucket and shovel that he left for me. No money, profit or non, is made from the publication of this story.
Rite of Passage
Warriors often jostled for hierarchical position by bragging about prowess with weaponry and women. Now things had devolved to a pissing contest. Aragorn knew these rites of passage must be endured to earn his troops' respect.
Hamid, Omar and Aragorn lined up, the others surrounded them. Bets were placed as trousers dropped. At the signal, all three began to urinate, the target a scribed line several feet distant.
Omar hit closest but commentary centered on Aragorn who looked at his interpreter. “Big balls, like nutmeg,” Khalil explained as he threw a nut at him. Aragorn fought to keep his composure.