Source: Pre-Ring War
Disclaimer: Tolkien’s characters and fan-ish storylines
The kitchen wasn’t particularly familiar territory for Théodred. As a child he’d been hustled out with fragments of crispy meat or slightly misshapen cakes – small treats to get him out from under their feet. As a teen he was driven forth by the housekeeper’s baleful looks as she defended the ‘honour’ of her kitchen-maids – and when he finally found one willing, he realised he preferred the tussle of the stable lads.
But there were some treats… He re-entered his bedroom with whipped cream, strawberries, and sticky honey.
“And what do you propose to do with those?” asked Boromir.