Characters/Pairing: Mirabella Brandybuck, Primula Brandybuck, Bilbo Baggins
Book/Source: The Hobbit, LotR
Disclaimer: Tolkien's the genius, not me.
After Bilbo tossed everyone off his property, only Primula and her mother remained behind--Mirabella being, after all, Bilbo's aunt. Bilbo had snatched up the list of all that had been sold, and was almost incoherent with frustration. "Even my father's golf balls!" he exclaimed, waving the paper over his head. "And my finest silver, and my favorite wardrobe--"
"That's what you get for not telling anyone before running off," Mirabella said. Primula giggled at Bilbo's sputtering, andt hen even he had to laugh.
"Where did you go?" Primula asked.
Bilbo's eyes lit up. "Into the Wild!" he said.