Characters/Pairing: Primula Brandybuck, Drogo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins
Book/Source: The Hobbit, LotR
Disclaimer: Tolkien's the genius, not me.
"Cousin Bilbo, is that a sword?" Drogo exclaimed as he and Primula entered the parlor, where Bibo was in the midst of hanging something that did indeed look like a sword over the mantelpiece.
"Hullo, Drogo!" Bilbo stepped down to admire his handiwork. "It's a knife, really--Elvish, you know--but swordlike enough for a hobbit!"
"But wherever did you get such a thing?" Primula asked.
"A troll hoard!" Bilbo replied cheerfully, and laughed at the looks on their faces. "Come into the kitchen, we're just about to have tea. Plenty of seed cakes, Drogo, I know you like them!"