hhimring (hhimring) wrote in tolkien_weekly,

Unmentionables - Underwear: Toilets of Menegroth, by Himring

Title: Toilets of Menegroth
Author: Himring
Characters: Galadriel, Arwen
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Book/Source: Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings
Disclaimer: Two female characters of Tolkien's discuss a third one (but the subject is definitely not Tolkien's)

‘I would mind less being called a second Luthien, if the stories about her weren’t so…’

‘So what?’ Galadriel asked.

‘They make her sound as if she never had to change her underwear or go to the toilet,’ said Arwen all in a rush. ‘Did she, Grandmother? You knew her! Did she?’

Galadriel blinked. ‘Well, I wasn’t exactly involved with Luthien’s laundry, you know. But the toilets of Menegroth were very well constructed and, as far as I know, Luthien used them… Arwen, you aren’t writing that down, are you?!’

Arwen had whipped out a notebook.

‘Why not? Someone must!’

A/N: Also for a Legendarium Ladies April prompt.
Tags: author: himring, challenge: unmentionables: underwear, character: arwen, character: galadriel
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