--Allie: Santa, if I'm a very good girl this year, can I own every single character, place, and word Tolkien's ever written?
--Santa: No, certainly not, child, for that would be stealing!
--Allie: Oh... Well, I'll just borrow and return everything, then.
Note: This one is from my archives. It's part of my ongoing series of Nerdanel and Feanor drabbles, of which I've already showcased a couple here. Feel free to comment on the rest, and if you have an idea for one, please fling it at me: I'm open to suggestions.