Characters/Pairing: Legolas, Gimli
Disclaimer: Not mine. I wish.
Notes: For the Fireworks/Explosions Challenge. Post-drabble fireworks abound. Does that still count?
Let the Fireworks Begin!
“I told everyone a door hit me.”
“Your nose is three shades of blue. None believed that tale.”
“Anything was better than saying I was kicked in the nose by a dwarf!”
“Twas an accident. The dwarf was drunk and dancing on the table.”
“An accident?!? Thank Eru no one else saw.”
“The dwarf saw.”
Legolas glances over at the dwarf waiting for audience in the packed hall. “His brain is as stunted as his body. He knows nothing.”
Gimli meets Legolas’s eye across the room and with a wicked grin bows low before Lord Elrond. “Door at your service!”