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A strict diet

Author: Fawsley
Title: A strict diet
Character: Fredegar Bolger
Warnings: Too much cholestrol is bad for you
Source: LoTR/RoTK
Disclaimer: Not my character but my dream meal
Notes: For my favourite chef, dock_leaf, for brigantine because she never got any black pudding whilst in Britain, and for the tolkien_weekly 'Wrinkled' drabble challenge.


A strict diet

Eggs.
Eggs were definitely involved.
Fried? Poached? Hopefully scrambled.
And bacon! Crispy bacon! With the rind left on, that was how he liked it.
What else?
Mushrooms… Ah! Surely the biggest and best from Farmer Maggot’s fields. Sizzling away in a great pan of creamy butter.
Maybe there would be kidneys as well. And blood pudding! And tomatoes! And fried bread! And… and….
Fredegar smiled and wrinkled his nose.
Life in the Lockholes had not been good and the food had been terrible, but it wouldn’t be long now before Fatty was back again.
Second breakfast was on its way!
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