Source: ...somewhere outside of Athens/Minas Tirith?
Disclaimer: Tolkien’s creation, Kortirion’s just borrowing his assets.
He tugged at the canvas, but it refused to unroll in the elegant sweep he’d been told it would. Merry hissed at him, waving frantically ‘Hurry up - now!’ was the obvious message. Pippin heaved - the whole lot rippled to the floor in a cascade of painted cloth. Pip groaned... they’d be furious!
Exposed to view, Sam, Frodo and Merry froze, then struggled into their places as the watching crowd gasped. Frodo threw his sparkly veil about him, Merry ducked under his borrowed fur rug, and brave Sam took centre stage - two fingers extended.
Sam coughed, then began, "I represent wall..."