Jay of Lasgalen (jay_of_lasgalen) wrote in tolkien_weekly,
Jay of Lasgalen

Laketown Romeo

Title:  Laketown Romeo Author</b>: Jay of Lasgalen

Word Count: 100

Characters:  Legolas, OMC (no, it's not slash!)

Disclaimer:  Tolkien's, not mine.

Author Notes:  Written for the 'Mistakes' challenge.  A drunk from Esgaroth makes an unfortunate error.


Laketown Romeo


Marten eyed the elf-maid drunkenly.  She was tall and slender, the prettiest elf-maid he’d ever seen – not that he’d seen many, admittedly.  And her hair –  long, blonde, silky, it shone like – like sunlight, he thought, in a sudden burst of poetry.


Seizing his chance, Marten scurried over to the elf-maid, laying his hand on her arm. “ ’Ello, gorgeous,” he murmured winningly.


His hand was held in a vice-like grip.  “Remove your hand, ere I remove it for you!” snapped a cold voice.  Startled, Marten looked up – into a beautiful, undeniably male face.


“Your pardon, sir – ‘twas an honest mistake!”

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