Edoraslass (edoraslass) wrote in tolkien_weekly,
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For the "Deaths" Challenge

Title: Before the Charge
Author: edoraslass
Characters: OC Riders of Rohan
Disclaimer: Well actually, the OCs are mine. But nothing else
Warning: Silliness - I plead lateness of the hour.
A shiny penny to whoever can guess who I've cast in my head as these two Riders. :)


Before the Charge

“So what are we doing?”

“Théoden King’s going to give a rousing speech, we’ll yell ‘DEATH’, and then we’ll charge into battle.”

“Why ‘DEATH’?”

“What?”

“Why ‘DEATH’? Seems rather silly. Obviously we’re here to kill some Orc. Or…wait, does it mean that we’re not worried to face DEATH? Because it worries me, a bit.”

“What should we yell then? ‘HELLO’?”

“ ‘HERE WE COME, TO SAVE THE DAY’? ‘YEEEEEEE-HAW’? ‘FORTH EORLINGAS’ always sounds nice.”

“What in Bema’s name is ‘yee-haw’?”

“It’s an exclamation–“

“Shut it! He’s starting his speech.”

“I’m not yelling ‘DEATH’.”

“You will or I’ll thump you.”
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