Ann (just_ann_now) wrote in tolkien_weekly,

Drabble: "Frazzled"

Title: Frazzled
Author: Annmarwalk
Characters: Denethor, OMC
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, merely borrowed.
For the “Weddings” challenge.


“The burgundy, Mormegil, are you sure? I prefer black.”

“’Tis a wedding, my lord, not a funeral. The burgundy is quite festive.”

“Not the blue? It’s cooler. I’m sweating like a pig.”

“A lighter shirt, then. Pigs do not sweat, they roll in the mud when they are overheated.”

“That’s much better. How do you know about pigs, Mormegil?”

“I read, my lord; a useful skill. Ah, here’s your breakfast. Thank you, girl.”

“You know, I despise oysters. Will I have to eat them every day for the next twenty years?”

“Not if they do the job tonight, my lord.”
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.