Characters: Denethor, OMC
Disclaimer: Not mine, merely borrowed.
For the “Weddings” challenge.
“The burgundy, Mormegil, are you sure? I prefer black.”
“’Tis a wedding, my lord, not a funeral. The burgundy is quite festive.”
“Not the blue? It’s cooler. I’m sweating like a pig.”
“A lighter shirt, then. Pigs do not sweat, they roll in the mud when they are overheated.”
“That’s much better. How do you know about pigs, Mormegil?”
“I read, my lord; a useful skill. Ah, here’s your breakfast. Thank you, girl.”
“You know, I despise oysters. Will I have to eat them every day for the next twenty years?”
“Not if they do the job tonight, my lord.”