Mrs Tufty (fawsley) wrote in tolkien_weekly,
Mrs Tufty


Title: Curdled
Author: fawsley
Characters: Gaffer Gamgee
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Book/Source: LoTR
Disclaimer: JRRT's creation, my playground
Note: For the sour challenge


Her always with a look on her face like she’s been sucking on a lemon, shaking that big brolly at anyone who gets in her way!

No wonder old Otho’s always in such a foul temper, I would be too if I was married to such a mean, grasping harridan. And that slimey son of theirs - I reckon it was his mother looking at him nasty-like made him come out in all them pimples.

Doesn’t take any of that there Gandalf’s special powers to know Lobelia Sackville-Baggins walked past my larder window this afternoon.

The milk’s turned sour!
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