Warnings: Poor taste. The wonders of toilet humour.
Disclaimer: It's all Tolkien's, but I came along and sullied it. I'm sorry.
Author's Note: Linking back to a drabble from two years ago because it fits the 'smell' challenge nicely and there might be some who haven't trawled the archives (which are nicely up to date at present, I might add).
Sweet Flowers 'pon the Breeze