Disclaimer: Tolkien’s characters, Tolkien’s Middle-earth... well, not quite this bit.
Aragorn felt... taxed. Already factions and rivalries were emerging. The Hobbits banded together against all-comers – even if the squabbled like starlings among themselves. The Elf and Dwarf were constantly sniping, but that had been expected...
Gandalf... was Gandalf. Fathom him? You might as well try communicating with the weather!
No... Boromir was the problem – he would have to be quietly sorted out.
“...Don’t keep calling Gandalf’s staff his ‘wand’! And don’t keep making remarks about fairy-queens in Legolas’ hearing – I’ve enough trouble with Gimli!”
Boromir gazed up contritely, “No, Aragorn... Sorry, Aragorn... will you take the handcuffs off, now?”