Mrs Tufty (fawsley) wrote in tolkien_weekly,
Mrs Tufty

Destiny revealed

Title: Destiny revealed
Author: fawsley
Characters: Elrond, Estel
Rating: PG-smut
Book/Source: It's LoTR, Jim, but not as we know it
Disclaimer: not my characters, I just bend them into funny shapes
Note: For the different decisions prompt.

Destiny revealed

‘So, Elrond, what you’re saying is that I’m some sort of long-lost king?’

‘Indeed that is your dread fate. You alone are destined to reunite the kingdoms of Arnor and Gondor!’

‘Sorry. No can do.’

‘You refuse to embrace your doom?!’

‘Well, thing is, Gandalf's offered me a job as a pole-dancer at the Istari a Go Go. Thigh-high boots, sparkly thong and the money’s really good. Just feel it’s more my kind of work.’

‘A pole-dancer?!

‘Mmm. I’ve been practising on his staff for a while now.’

‘I see… Any chance of a discount membership?’
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