Characters: The Elf, the Dwarf, and the Returning King
Source: TT – Helm’s Deep movie!verse
Disclaimer: Tolkien created the world and its denizens... PJ created this scene
Legolas struggled to maintain his usual composure... the alternative was too frightening to consider. Aragorn likewise seemed to be taking an unusually keen interest in the racks of ancient blades lining the armoury walls. He refused to take his attention from them, even going so far as to take one down to swing experimentally.
Legolas decided this was much the best path - to divert himself from the dreadful truth he might be forced to confess aloud.
“Well...?” insisted Gimli, struggling to peer at the reflection of his mail-clad rear. “Be honest now... does my bum look big in this?”