Character: Young Boromir
Rating: R - is for Rude!
Source: Some years before the Ring War
Disclaimer: Tolkien’s Middle-earth... not that he’d want this bit!
He had hunted, he had caught – now his tender young quarry was denuded, trussed with string and waiting to be well roasted. Where would he begin... a morsel of shoulder, a little breast? Or a mouthful of that well-rounded rump... where the tender haunch glistened from a generous slavering of oil. He absently licked a greasy fingertip – yes, the secret of a good feast was all in the preparation. He jammed two slicked fingers beneath the ‘parson’s nose’ to loosen the orifice for stuffing.
“Ow!” yelped Theodred, “Don’t be so rough Boromir! Or I won’t play these bondage games again!”