Warnings: Poor taste. The wonders of toilet humour.
Disclaimer: It's all Tolkien's, but I came along and sullied it. I'm sorry.
Author's Note: I apologise. I really do. I haven't written a silly drabble in a very very long time, so I was due one, and this is it. Blame kortirion and my illustrious co-mod faramir_boromir - they made me do it! Oh, and it's for the 'Air' challenge.
Sweet Flowers 'pon the Breeze