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Film challenge - Flash-forward- 'Of the Moon and Flashing Stars' : Kortirion

Title: Of the Moon and Flashing Stars
Author: Kortirion
Character: Legolas, and a hint of Gimli
Rating: G-ish - with a beverage warning!
Source: Middle-earth, but some distance from Tolkien’s
Disclaimer: Tolkien made all the rest of Middle-earth... bar this bit!


It had to be admitted... it was an awesome sight!

Gimli gulped hard, sounding like a frog in labour, Aragorn stood slack-jawed and speechless... the hobbits just fell in a giggling heap; Merry had to slap Pip’s back to get him breathing again... but it was... awesome!

Golden Legolas held aside his tunic... muscular belly, jutting hip-bones and shapely genitalia completely exposed... a taunt to the distant orcs. He quickly covered himself, turning with a bright grin that dissolved into puzzled frowns.

“What? That wasn’t right?”

“No laddie”, Gimli eventually rumbled, “yer must turn around to moon... not flash forward!”
Tags: author: kortirion, challenge: movies2010:flashforward, character: gimli, character: legolas
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