Jay of Lasgalen (jay_of_lasgalen) wrote in tolkien_weekly,
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Meals On Wheels


Title:  Meals On Wheels
Author: Jay of Lasgalen
Characters:  Unnamed dwarf, orcs
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: Tolkien's, not mine.

Summary:  A wandering dwarf meets an unfortunate end.  Written for the 'Luncheon' challenge.


Meals On Wheels

 

 

A solitary figure came into view, riding up the mountain path in a little cart pulled by a pony. The orc sentries watched curiously as it drew nearer. It was no hated bright elf, nor a man; but short, stout, and covered with bushy hair.

 

“ ’Ere,” Gorlung whispered. “What’s that, then? It ain’t no elf. What do you reckon, Captain? You ever seen one before?”

 

Magrat watched as the figure approached their post. “ ’Course I know what it is,” he growled.

 

Gorlung spared him a glance. “You do? What is it, then?”

 

Magrat grinned and licked his lips. “It’s lunch!”

 

[Sorry - the cut wouldn't work!]

Tags: author: jay_of_lasgalen, challenge: mealtimes: nuncheon, character: oc, character: villain
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