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'Balin’s Colony – Year Five: Day Sixty-Three' --for Writing: recipe

Title: Balin’s Colony – Year Five: Day Sixty-Three
Author: Huinárë
Characters/Pairing: Óin, Lóni
Rating: PG
Warnings: Joking attitude taken to violent acts (helpful disclaimer–real violence is no laughing matter, kids).
Book/Source: The Fellowship of the Ring
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Tolkien.  No profit reaped by myself, aside from a wealth of intellectual giddiness.

Summary:  Lóni has some…thoughts…in the wake of an Orc skirmish.  Answering the prompt “Recipe.”


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Balin –
Trading party encountered twelve Orcs south of Mirrormere.  We and goods safe, three Orcs dead, rest fled.  Back this evening.  Sending Lóni ahead with these tidings.  He has a ‘written report,’ thinks he’s clever.
– Óin

Orc-kebab, as made out-of-doors by Lóni

INGREDIENTS
1 fresh Orc

SUPPLIES
1 axe
1 knife
1 stick

PREPARATION
Separate head of Orc from body using axe.
Sharpen stick with knife.
Drive stick into earth, pointy end up.

TIPS
To minimize mess, remove Orc head in one clean stroke.

TO SERVE
Place Orc head firmly on stick.  Leave for foes  to enjoy.

Tags: author: huinárë, challenge: writing: recipe, character: dwarves
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