Title: The Morning After the Night Before
Characters: The Elven-King's guard-captain and Galion, his butler
Rating: PG for (aftermath of) drunkenness
Disclaimer: Middle-earth belongs to Tolkien and his heirs: I wander there for fun, not profit
The Morning After the Night Before
“You do realise Old Goldenlocks is going to kill us?” groans the butler.
“Not if Prince Legolas finds out first.”
“You think – he might put in a good word for us?”
The captain shakes his head... then wishes he hadn't.